Since the damn HTML things won't work...

Go to your music player of choice and put it all on "shuffle." Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me random music player?: "Gasoline" - Audioslave (So what you're saying is I'm somewhat unstable and explosive?)

Will I have a long and happy life?: "Starfuckers Inc" - NIN (Hmmm...)

What do my friends really think of me?: "Angry Anymore" - Ani DiFranco (Only if my friends are delusional)

What does my S/O think of me?: "The Boy is Mine" - Brandy and Monica (lol...well that's somewhat comforting...although what the heck is that song doing in there?)

Do people secretly lust after me?: "Number One Stunner" - Big Tymers (LMAO)

How can I make myself happy?: "The Whole Night" - Ani DiFranco (ROTFL ooooh yea baby)

What should I do with my life?: "Soldier" - Eminem (Ummmm...NO)

Why must life be so full of pain?: "Criminal" - Eminem (Cuz I'm a CRIMINAL)

Will I ever have (more) children?: "Justin" - Korn (lol, not only will I have a child but his name will be Justin...and he will die!?)

Will I die happy?: "Easily" - Red Hot Chili Peppers (Well...that's a comfort at least)

Can you give me some advice?: "Champagne Supernova" - Oasis (I see...actually it's good advice...somewhat)

What do you think happiness is?: "Hailie's Song" - Eminem (Awwww)

Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?: "Swan Dive" - Ani DiFranco(I should take my best swan dive into shark infested waters, pull out my tampon and start splashing around??? And doesn't this list make it seem like my playlist ISN'T 600 songs long???)